Hysterical "evidence" of Incompetence?
For this one, rather than a parody, we'll answer within bandoli's own text. Not that what he provides is not tragically a parody in itself, for as usual, bandoli uses no sources, consults no historians, and just throws sound bites in the air. That he is obnoxious enough to think he can dispose of secular references to Jesus in less than a page speaks for the egotism inherent in freethinkers. Probably the most famous non-Christian source used as "evidence" for a historic Jesus, is the roman senator, consul, speaker, and historian Cornelius Tacitus ( 20 - 117 AD). In a passage in his "Annales, book 15, verse 44" from the year 115 AD concerning the Christians, he mentions the name "Christ" as the object for the Christian's cult and worship:
"Christus, the founder of the name, had undergone the death penalty in the reign of Tiberius, by sentence of... Pontius Pilate, and the pernicious [or wicked] superstition [Christianity] was checked for a moment, only to break out once more, not merely in Judea, the home of the disease, but in the capital [Rome] itself, where all things horrible or shameful in the world collect and find a vogue."
This is mere hearsay; it's by no means an eyewitness report or useable as evidence of a historic Jesus-figure. And that's all he thinks is necessary -- just a nod to Thomas Paine's "hearsay" whine. Never mind that this makes almost everything written by every historian "non-useable" as evidence, to say nothing of making practically everything we read, see and hear useless. For a look at this sort of abuse of "hearsay" as an excuse, see here. For a detailed look at the evidence of Tacitus, including the testimony of secular historians as to Tacitus' reliability (you never hear the "hearsay" excuse from the professionals!) see here. Bandoli next looks at Suetonius; since I assign no value to that reference myself, and since he just re-uses the "hearsay" excuse, I skip to:

So is also the information by Pliny the Younger, Roman governor in Asia Minor around AD 110. In a letter to emperor Trajan, he asks what to do with the Christians who "sing responsively a hymn to Christ as to a god".
Not exactly an eyewitness report of Jesus, and surely not hard evidence of anything other that Christians also sang hymns around 110 AD. Surely it is -- see here. Once again all he gives us is another version of the "hearsay" excuse. Bandoli has no conception of that the evidence requires SOME explanation.

Josephus Flavius (born AD 37 or 38), a Jewish historian, does not mention any Jesus in his Jewish Antiquities, the history of the Jews from the beginning of time until the time of emperor Nero (published ca AD 93). Josephus mentions, among others, Pontius Pilate, John the Baptist and king Herod, and numerous events of minor and major political, religious and economical interest in the area. But he does not seem to know of any Jesus.

Then, in the third century, an earlier unknown addition to the Jewish Antiquities miraculously emerged, the so called "Testimonium Flavianum". Here Josephus suddenly witness Christ, and becomes a Christian. The problem is that this text is a forgery! Yeah, uh huh. Not that our man has any relevant scholarship on the subject; he also forgets the shorter reference besides the TF. See here. Now see what bandoli considers "source work": Even parts of the Catholic Church acknowledges this. Who? When? Don't even bother asking for documentation. Josephan scholars acknowledge no such thing. The forgery was probably written by the infamous bishop (and Church historian) Eusebius of Cęsarea (ca AD 265-430). He forged a lot of texts in his time. Want a list? Where is it? And never mind an actual explanation. This hearsay soundbite will do.

What about Christ's contemporaries?
None of the literate contemporaries of Jesus know anything of him. And would have no reason to -- see here. The Jewish historian Justus of Tiberia who lived at the time of Jesus, do not know of him. (Tiberia was a place not far from Capernaum where Jesus often visited, according to the Bible). But not Tiberia itself. And not mentioning people was a form of snub. The silence means nothing.

The Jewish scholar and leader of the Jewish society in Alexandria, Philon of Alexandria (around AD 30 - 45) do not mention any Jesus anywhere in his texts. Philon was a famous scholar of the Old Testament and had deep knowledge of the Jewish cults of his time. He died ca. AD 50. Maybe not that early. Philo may not have lived long enough to see Christianity become a threat, and make Jesus worthy of note. "Deep knowledge of Jewish cults" is rather vague. Philo had such knowledge of Alexandrian sects, which is not what Christianity was.

There is thus no real historical evidence of a historic Jesus. One would suppose that, a character like Jesus who according to the gospels raised the dead, healed the sick and annoyed both the Jewish establishment and the mighty Romans to such a degree that they finally had to execute him, one should think such a character would make it into at least some contemporary historical texts. Nope. No record. There's more record of Jesus than there is for a great many historical figures otherwise accepted as having existed. In the meantime bandoli waves about the spectre of "contemporary historical texts" and doesn't name any other than Philo and Justus (whose work is not extant anyway).

In view of the evidence the only honest conclusion is that the Gospel's Jesus never existed. Bandoli is far from "honest" with the evidence. He has consulted no historians, has made no critical analysis, and merely abuses the concept of "hearsay" as an excuse. Now watch this fudge:

That there once lived a wannabe-Messiah named Joshua (greek: Jesus) in the first century Palestine is more than probable. Roman sources tell of dozens of more or less religiously confused wannabe-Messiahs at the time, Do they? No, they don't. There is no record of any person other than Jesus making Messianic claims until Bar Kochba. Bandoli is perhaps confusing rebels with Messiahs, and even then there were far from "dozens". If there were, let's have a list of 24 to justify it, and the sources that name them. and Joshua was a very common Jewish name. But this could not be the Gospel's Jesus, not the Son of God, raising the dead, healing the sick, annoying the establishment, executed as a criminal, and then finally flapping away to heaven. All that stuff is pure mythical, and blatantly stolen from older pagan cults by the (anonymous) Gospel-authors. And that nonsense we will address here.

 

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