So Brian Bad Boy Flemming wants a "War on Easter," does he? Well, then a war he has. And I'm the bunny who's going to bring it to him.

Some of you guys know me from JP Holding's comics. For those who don't, my name's Sheila Rangslinger, and I live on a world called Hearthstone where I'm a sort of combination police officer and park ranger. But look, if you want to know all about that, read JP's comics. That's not why I'm here.

I'm here because I'm in the mood to step on a certain deluded little ant named Brian Flemming. He's targeting my distant cousin the Easter Bunny with this silly little homemade film called "The God Who Wasn't There." Yeesh, what a lame pile of trash! JP's gonna be tearin' it up in more detail back on his serious site, and it won't be hard, since Sucker Boy Flemming mainly laps up what Earl Doherty sticks in his dog dish, and JP tore Earl to pieces ages ago, and it was all Earl could do to keep his chinbone from falling out of the sockets. Here, though, I'll be usin' some of what JP digs out for me to give Bad Boy Flemming the comeuppance he deserves. Why? Because we like to step on deluded little ants, that's why! *giggle* Then we also have some stuff from a time in May 2006 when I went and stomped all over Bri-Bri's little forum. It was a real goofy place, let me tell you; only like 4-6 regular users, and after only three days of me kicking them all over the place they trumped up this charge to ban me. Hee hee! That was fun.

But anyway, watch as a cute little bunny roasts Flemming over an open flame.

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Sheila Rangslinger (c) Tektoonics