1. Always check your face for zits.
   
   
2. Always remember that you know more than credentialed scholars you disagree with.
   
   
3. Always check a skeptic's "facts" - because he probably hasn't got a clue.
   
   
4. All posts should devoid of content.
   
   
5. Never be afraid of correcting a mistake, because you don't make any.
   
   
6. Always quote James Tabor's website at least once.
   
   
7. Never take a precise stand on any position when a vague one is available.
   
   
8. An encyclopedia is always better than an article from a peer-reviewed journal, especially when you like what the encyclopedia says better.
   
   
9. Never get up unless you have to.
   
   

Dilbert's Law: "Remember that you can always say you were 'playing for fun' whenever you get pasted."