The Skeptics' Overrated Bible on Ezra and Nehemiah
as analyzed by
Sheila Rangslinger
Ezra
- 2:5-60 The second chapter of Ezra provides a list of the Jewish people returning to Judah after their captivity in Babylon. It makes for rather dull reading: just a list of men's names and the number of offspring that accompanied each of them. The same list is given in the seventh chapter of Nehemiah (as though once were not enough), but the two lists contradict each other in 19 places. As an example, consider the very first of these contradictions: Ezra 2:5 says "the children of Arah, seven hundred seventy and five," but Neh.7:10 contradicts this saying, "the children of Arah, six hundred fifty and two." There are 18 other similar contradictions between the two accounts. We'll dispense with the full list and just refer the reader here noting as well that SAB's bigoted value judgment ("dull reading," etc.) would not have been shared by Ezra's contemporaries, who thought such lists to be very important to establishing group identity and purpose.
- 3:2 Who was Zerubbabel's father? The word "son" can also mean any male descendant, i.e., a grandson, and on.
- 5:1, 6:14 Was Zechariah Iddo's son or grandson? Ditto.
- 8:18 Was Mahli the son of Levi? Double ditto.
- 9:2 The Israelites offend God by "taking" foreign wives and thereby corrupting "the holy seed." Once again get a more cultured understanding here. Plus see here.
- 9:3 When Ezra hears of the intermarriages, he tears up his clothes, plucks out his hair and beard, and sits down astonished. Yes, and what? These were normal expressions of grief and discontent in the ancient world; SAB's bigotry is appalling.
- 10:2-3, 10-12 Ezra tells the men that they must abandon their wives and children if they are to avoid God's wrath. See above; plus it's argument by outrage.
Nehemiah
- 5:13 Nehemiah gets so upset that he shakes his lap. Modern translatons say, "shook out the fold of my garment." IOW he got up like Picard always does.
- 7:10-62 Here we find the same long, boring list that is given in the second chapter of Ezra. See above versus poor TV-generation SAB's boredom.
- 7:32 Joshua 8:28 says that Ai was never again occupied after it was destroyed by Joshua. But this verse lists it among the cities of Israel at the time of the Babylonian captivity. If Joshua's book was written before the time when Ai was resettled -- hello? It's about 800 years between Joshua and Nehemiah, folks!
- 12:1 Was Zerubbabel's father Shealtiel or Pedaiah? See above.
- 13:25-27 Nehemiah rebukes the men for marrying "strange wives." To punish them he "contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair." See above.